How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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