oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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