Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize