they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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