i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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