How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Just pee around me
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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