You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
The beer is more important than you right now.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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