dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
