Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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