just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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