So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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