they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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