she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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