sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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