you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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