Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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