Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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