If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
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