...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
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