I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
It's never too late to be topless.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
