God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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