What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
We got so high we made milksteak
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Randomize
