? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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