Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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