You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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