doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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