id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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