That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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