Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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