you win again, gameday.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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