That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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