The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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