Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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