I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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