Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
My bed smells like the plague
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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