This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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