so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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