I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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