Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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