Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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