I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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