um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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