I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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