i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
