that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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