she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
