We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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