i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I'm both gender and math confused
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