But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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