he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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