My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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