just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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