glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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