It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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