He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
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